its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured)



*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”


in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

(Source: generalbooty)


i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster)